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ruinedchildhood:

art
weareglitter:

throwthemtothelions:

howtobeterrell:

Can we acknowledge that Naomi has the baddest walk in the game

HOW CAN U NOT LOVE HER

Goals
dysphorism:

sleep-walkerr:

such-a-freakk:

sleep-walkerr:

sadicool:

sleep-walkerr:

I don’t know how I feel about this but w/e

far out this is pure talent

says you!!!

Can I have this on my wall Tamara k thnx

yes you may but call me tamara again and ill cut off your left boob

This is another one of my faves samara
novacorps:

Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.

fiftyshadesofbatshitcrazy:

artichokehold:

underpaid bowling alley employees should go on strike 

OMG

darnni:

when i can feel myself being really annoying but i can’t stop

image

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tforge13:

wordssetinstony:

tricksterkids:

cadegrey:

mjwatson:

i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants

sometimes to the left

sometimes to the right

sometimes up

sometimes down

sometimes painful

sometimes not

depends

take it back now y’all

One hop this time

please don’t jump on my penis

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austin:

"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"

rich

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cuntakinte:

If you can pin me down in bed and hold my hand at dinner then you basically meet my standards

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ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

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poopinginschool:

interviewer: any special talents?

me: image

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