29.

dualchainz:

  1. NO
  2. FLEX
  3. ZONE

(via dickpetter420)

vondell-swain:

i want a shirt that says “eat or die” because at first it sounds rebellious but its just a reminder

(Source: itsvondell, via toughtwitches)

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

(Source: sofunnyimcryan, via kaariebaby)

dickpetter420:

i want him to choreograph my wedding

(Source: merakiandmelaninlove)

slumkitty:

svelazquez:

yungmamita:

only weak people flip tortillas with a spatula

Usa la mano

flip it like you mean it

(via dickpetter420)

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

(via toughtwitches)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way

(Source: averagefairy, via toughtwitches)

"I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up."
— (via misslucy-rose)

(Source: flyingwithoutwings21, via cunt-ruler)